• MADDEN 17 EARNS AO RATING WITH 'LOCKER AREA TALK' UPDATE


Madden NFL 17 has been called one of the most realistic and complete football game ever produced. With weekly commentary updates and real-time roster alterations, the drama of expert football has by no means before been captured so genuinely inside a video game. That dedication to authenticity continues now using the launch of your Locker Room Talk update that makes it possible for players to listen in on real conversations that happen in locker rooms about approach, play choice, and grabbing that pussy.

"There are a lot of true-to-life options in Madden 17 that it is really hard to not be proud of what we've achieved," stated producer David Martell. "But we generally believed there was anything missing and this weekend we realized what it is actually: pussy. Grabbing pussy or twisting pussy or lifting pussy, you know, the type of talk men entirely have in locker rooms across the nation."

Martell says his group worked tirelessly more than the weekend to record all the revolting and reprehensible dialog, but they were practically unable to pull it off.

"It was actually pretty hard to get experienced football players to speak the word pussy. Except for Rob Gronkowski, who we truly could not stop from saying it," Martell explained. "But for the other people, like Von Miller or Richard Sherman, we just couldn't get them to say something so crass. We at some point had to trick them into saying it by asking all 1,600 players inside the NFL to describe Tony Romo within a single word."

Martell says the following massive update for Madden 17 is correct about the corner and will replace the Cleveland Browns with all the Cleveland Fusion, a women's football team that has a greater possibility of winning a game in the NFL this season than the Browns.